Alright, you talked me into it. I'll have a beer. Here we are at Route 66, an American bar in Paris. That Onion article was spot on.

After Route 66, I was a shade bit tipsy and couldn't find my way home. Also, apparently my French diction is not spot-on so I couldn't get a cab ride. Luckily Gribbin rescued me. Our next logical step was to buy 2 bottles of wine a piece, fine a roomful of girls, and play Truth or Dare.

I decided it was time that Gribbin show us the goods.