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Hoffman Originals - Inspired totally by Paul Kurtz - "THE ALCATRAZ IS MASSAGING A PORPOSE WITH CHEESE"...Slowed down version: "THE ALCATRAZ IS MASSAGING A PORPOSE WITH CHEESE"

Hoffman Originals - Bambi Outtakes (these are good and gay) - "OH BAMBI"..."THUMPER"

Hoffman Originals - Booyeah - "BOOYEAH GRANDMA"

Hoffman Originals - ME BURPING - "BURP"

Hoffman Originals - Check Check - "Check Check"

Hoffman Originals - Crotum - "CROTUM"

Hoffman Originals - Me announcing the end - "THE END"

Hoffman Originals - HEGH Sounds - a classic Jellema laugh "HEGH"...an extended version of "HEGH"...if you still can't get enough, here's another "HEGH"

Hoffman Originals - My voice, saying Hi - "HI"

Hoffman Originals - My voice, slowed down, saying Hi - "HI"

Hoffman Originals - Jellema Sounds - a slow low "JELLEMA"...a regular "JELLEMA"

Hoffman Originals - Me saying one of my favorite phrases, jigga- "JIGGA"

Hoffman Originals - a laugh from me - "ha ha ha"

Hoffman Originals - me saying this classic phrase - "YOU GOT NOTHIN!!!"

Hoffman Originals - my voice, slowed down, saying nutsack - "NUTSACK"

Hoffman Originals - My voice saying "ow" - "OW"

Hoffman Originals - The famous phrase learned while in the pool with Adam and Tony- "THRUST, MOUNT, DISCHARGE!!!"

Hoffman Originals - great high pitched soundbites- a regular "WASSSSSSSSSSUP!!!!!!!"...a slightly altered "WASSSSSSSSSSUP!!!!!!!"

Hoffman Originals - a classic pickup line- a slow low "WASSABI"...a regular "WASSABI"

Hoffman Originals - my own Wassup Ghetto sounds- the original "WASSUP DOG?"...a slightly altered "YO YO YO, WASSUP DOG?"...a slowed down "WASSUP DOG?"...a slowed down "YO YO YO, WASSUP DOG?"

2Gether- a Clip from "Calculus" - Sped up version of "LAST NIGHT I DREMPT OF AN OVERWEIGHT LADY"

Bloodhound Gang - Clips from "The Bad Touch" - "GET HORNY NOW"..."SO PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN MY @#$%S AND I BET YOU'LL FEEL @#$%"

Britney Spears - Clips from that stupid song "Oops I did it Again" - "I THINK I DID IT AGAIN"..."OOPS I DID IT AGAIN"...>..."I'M DREAMIN AWAY"

Everlear - A clip from "Father of Mine" - "FATHER OF MINE"

Juvenile - "Girl you looks good won't you BACK THAT THANG UP"

Limp Bizkit - A small clip from "Break Stuff" - "BREAK YOUR FACE TONIGHT"

N'Sync - A short clip from "Bye Bye Bye" - "BYE BYE BYE"

Sisqo - clips from the "Thong Song" - "BABY MOVE YOUR BUTT, BUTT, BUTT..."THAT THONG THONG THONG THONG THONG"

Snoop Dogg - clips from "Still Dre" - "I'M REPRESENTING FOR THE GANGSTAS ALL ACROSS THE WORLD"..."SMOKE SOME WITH YA DOGG"

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