SCOTT HOFFMAN (ME)
Hey, this is me, Scott. How are you doing? I am good. I was born here, but was forced to move to Europe when my family was hunted down and captured by the Death Row inmates, Ruff Ryders, and the No Limit Soldiers. That is where I learned to be a playa!!! While in Europe, Snoop Dogg taught me how to smoke some with my dog, Eminem tought me a lesson in gangsta wiggin rap, and Juvenile taught me how to Back That Thang Up. So then I moved back here, and lived a sheltered life. I made the move to good old Dunlap High School, but something got messed up in my head. I spent long days talking to no one at school. At night, I would morph into a middle class bunny, and take odd pictures of my guinea pig. The rest of my time was spent sitting in my room and alternating between the weather channel and the preview channel. But now, that is all in the past. Yeah, I run a lot. I hope to get biographies up for most of my friends.
Guess what??? I used to be a fat freak.
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