SCOTT FRANK
Scott Frank was brought up in a very strict household, consisting of a mother............and a father. His one escape from the tortures of his childhood was the kangaroos. When he was allowed to leave the compound, he would skip on down to Kangaroo Cove and play with his little friends. One day, the kangaroos talked him into venturing into the forbidden Kookaburra Cave. Little did Scott know that this was all a trap. Earlier that week, the kangaroos signed a secret treaty with the kookaburras, promising to deliver a young trumpeter who could play sweet tunes, which would aid the kookaburras in relieving their terrible constipation problems. Unfortunately, the kookaburras loved Scott's laxativating moods so much that they kept him chained to the community waste bucket. He was never seen or heard from again.
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