SALMON KHAN
I met Salmon back in the 70s, when I was taken hostage by his Pakistani Biker Gang, the "Omars". Salmon was the leader of the gang, and decided to keep me as his personal slave. If I wasn't combing the hair on top of his toes or waxing his chest, I would probably be flying him around in the KhanCopter. By working with Salmon on his nuclear bombs (the "nukies", as he would call them), I helped to make him into the powerful dictator that he is today.
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