PAT SULLIVAN
If walls good only speak....but the walls of Pat Sullivan’s life can speak, and they are
gonna tell you his story. There are many sides to Pat. Afterall, he is blessed with multiple
personalities. First, there’s Patty. This is regular Pat, you know, the one with the sexy
smile and thong. Patty is probably Pat’s most friendly personality. But you never know
when Patty will turn into Pieter (PEE-A-TER), and then things can quickly turn sour.
Pieter comes to you griping (with frown) about how he’s gonna eliminate certain family
members, and maybe even himself. He’ll tell you how much he sucks at running (but Patty
sometimes fights back and claims he will become a running superstar). Pieter gets pissed
easily and isn’t afraid to get angry about it. He’ll tell you what’s really on his mind, that
he’s sick of the way you’re treating him and that he’s ready to brawl with ya.....But as
soon as Pieter raises those fists, something magical happens and Pieter morphs into Big
Papa. This is the personality that is ready to take care of business, he tells you about how
he takes karate and is quite a powerhouse. But we don’t know much more about Big
Papa because this phase only lasts for a few seconds. Once Big Papa’s potential opponent
stands up to fight, he transforms into Patricia. Patricia is a pathetic excuse for a
fighter...She runs and screams right out the door saying that she’ll never return. But wait
a minute or two and Patty is back for more fun.
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