MELISSA MILLER
Missa, Missa, Missa, where do I begin? First of all, she purposely leaves her locker unlocked because she likes the attention we pay to her by putting things into it. She has a fun time playing with the goodies we stick in there. Who could forget Tyler's darn dirty underpants with the feces stain, or the time where we stole the pictures, or when we ate part of the sandwich in there and then put it back, or when we wrote those disturbing messages in there and drew pictures for her, the list just goes on and on. But anyway, soon Melissa will be leaving Dunlap to pursue her life long dream of becoming the next Dominique Moceanu. We are right behind her as she goes for the gold as a gymnast. Melissa is sponsered by Fruit Works. Update: Missa failed as a gymnast. Darn, no big surprise there. Now she is auditioning for the part of Jar Jar in the next Star Wars movie. As he would say, "MISSA Jar Jar Binx"
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