BRETT DEAN
Back in the early 90s, Brett Dean, a skinny, freckle faced midget, played saxophone backup for the hit sensation, Vanilla Ice. While on the set of the movie "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" (in which Vanilla Ice sang one of his many hits, "Go Ninja Go"), Brett clumsily tripped over a canister of ooze and broke it open. He mutated into the incredible stud that we all know him as today. By using his superhuman powers, he has become a star of the Track Team and quite the womanizer. Despite his incredible talents, Brett eventually hopes to settle down and host his own cooking show. Goodluck Brett, we are behind you 100%.
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