Band Equations
- Trumpet + Oboe = Soprano Saxophone
- Trumpet + Clarinet = Alto Saxophone
- Ephonium + Bassoon = Tenor Saxophone
- Tuba + Contrabass Clarinet = Baritone Saxophone
- Nothing + Nothing = Flute
- Nothing - Nothing = Percussion
- Baritone + Baritone = Contra
- Oboe + Trombone = Bassoon
- French Horn + Contra = Sousaphone
- French Horn + Trumpet = Mellophone
- Clarinet + Clarinet = Oboe
- Trombone + Baritone = Tuba
- Flute - Flute = Piccolo
- Baritone + Trombone + Flute + God Knows What = French Horn
- String Orchestra = Evil
