| Welcome To Tuba's Section of the Website! (I am NOT Sarol! So stop saying I am you silly pigwabbles!) Sarol gave it to me to say whatever I wanted about Newsies! Here's my NeW email address so you can email me: Double0Tuba@hotmail.com A MESSAGE FROM SAROL: PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU CONSIDER SENDING HATE MAIL. Before you read my thoughts: I won some awards! And also, you can win mine. So if you want to win mine or just look at my cool awards, go here: Tuba's Awards Wanna hear something funny? I've been getting hate mail regarding my thoughts on Mush. Some people take things waaaaaaaaay too seriously. Haha. PhotEE album- Basically just one picture, of ME! My Thoughts on Mush Gay! Gay! GAY!!!!!!!! Is it just me or is he the gayest Newsie in the whole movie! I saw him trying to kiss David during the World Will Know (the first one). Then I saw him try to touch Race's butt in Seize the Day (The first one). And then at the end when David got a hundred papes, Mush said, "There you go baby!" And his laugh is really high when he Jack said, "On me back Mush." I think Mush has a crush on Jack. How about you? And when he said, "Met this goil last night" he actually meant, "Met this guy last night!" It was a blooper. And if you think Mush is gay too, please email me to help me convince Sarol because she doesn't think so. Weasel Speaking of Weasels, there's a kid in my class who's last name is Wisel. So I call him Weasel. And the sickest part is this. He actually looks like Weasel! And he's only in fourth grade! That's just sick! Snyder (By the way, I'm putting the mean people first. Or in Mush's case, gay.) Why does he respond better to Snide than to Snyder? And WHY does he smile when he's being taken to jail!? I think he's the dumbest man on earth. Except for the Weasel in my class, Pulitzer, Mush (and Mush when he's in Mighty Ducks. What a spaz!), Hearst, Mush, Les because he's so dumb, and that guy who's snapping in his sleep at the beginning. Pulitzer Pulitzer is a mean old man who needs to shave his beard and why would he make the newsies go on strike? It's dumb anyway. I mean, it's just a lousy tenth of a cent. I like tomatoes more than him! Tomatoes I HATE TOMATOES! Les Les is really dumb. I mean, why would he put a hot dog in Sarah's clothes drawer? And why does he sing in his sleep? I drool, but I never sing! David David is quite a high brow (For people who haven't watched Talkin' Newsies on the DVD it means intellectually superior) (For people who don't know what intellectually superior means it means smart) but why would they want to stop soaking the scabs? It's half the fun! I like the fighting. It's exciting and it reminds me of 007. Kid Blink I think Kid Blink is drunk at Medda's. Did you see him? And if I was either Jack or Sarah at the end when they were kissing I would have turned around and punched Kid Blink in the nose because he kept screaming. But I also like it that he has a name that a real newsie had in 1899. Spot Spot is a good character in the movie. He tends to make the fighting go on. I like the fighting is exciting. Except I still don't know why Sarol likes him. He's ugly. Racetrack Racetrack's a good name for him because in real life he was a real person. And why does he always say, "Dear me"? It makes him sound like a nerd. And at the end I think he said, "Dear Me" in Jack's ear when he was kissing. Crutchy I think he's the nicest newsie. But he thinks he's funny and he's not. Like at the end when he says to make friends with the rats. He should have quite while he was 50 points behind, but then he said to share what they have in common. Then he started laughing! If he wants to tell jokes, he should buy a joke book. Jack I love Jack. He's my favorite character. I talk about him all the time and when me and Sarol are singing Newsies songs I always have to sing Jack's part. I wish he would have gone to Santa Fe though. That's his dream and he shouldn't have stayed just because Les and Sarah and David were being babies and crying. I guess he's just a nice guy. And he's cute in Little Women a little bit. Except for when he's a big butt at the end and grows a beard and moustache and starts hitting on Jo's little sister. Other Thoughts on the Movie in General This is the best movie in the world. I LOVE it! It's the best movie I've ever seen. My friend saw it and she loved it. (Well, most of it anyway. She fell asleep during the second Seize the day) I hope they make a Newsies sequal. Except that would be sick because Jack's not cute anymore and Racetrack is old. Someone told me he was 24 in the movie, so now he's 34. Is that sick or what? Spot, who was 16 in the movie was taller than him and Spot's already really short! I mean, Les, who is near 10 (I don't know how old the actor was) was almost as tall as Race. Isn't that sick? And plus, they wouldn't have much to make a sequel about. I mean, they won the strike. So I guess I'll just have to keep watching Newsies over and over and over again. I've seen if 11 times in less than 3 months. And for people who don't have a sick sense of humor I wouldn't recommend watching Dude, Where's My Car. I turned it off after 10 minutes. Well, that's basically it. I love Newsies so why don't you email me lots and lots to tell me what you think about Newsies because I love Newsie people. So bye bye. If you don't remember my email address, it's at the top of the page. ~*^!)Back to Sarol's Page(!^*~ |
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