My URL:http://www.innuendofamily.org
favourite position: The Sine Curve
shoe size: 10-ish
who's wittier-Oscar Wilde or Jerry Falwell?: The gay one...Jerry Falwell
more lickable--me or you?: This is obvious my dear, you know i love you like no other
Mylady, Love is being willing to give everything of yourself to another person and not expecting anything in return. Love is accepting another person in their entiredy. Not noting good parts or bad parts, just embracing all parts as that unique person. Love is being willing to let the other person be with someone else if that third person can make your love happier than you can. Kisses, hugs, and lemur sauce, Mr. Babycakes
My URL:http://onyourkneesbiotch!
My Email:studmuffin@yourLUVmasta.com
favourite position: ass-slappin', doggie style! BOOYaa!
shoe size: big enough to make you say HOWDY!
who's wittier-Oscar Wilde or Jerry Falwell?: Dinky McDeath
more lickable--me or you?: Me, of course!
I love you to the height, and depth, and breadth my soul can reach. You have touched what no one else ever has. Thou ROCKETH!
favourite position: at your side
more lickable--me or you?: no matter who, while we both are involved
What if we shrink the world to a tiny ball so we can never be far away again?
My URL:http://www.walter82.cjb.net
My Email:Walter82@netzero.net
favourite position: the recieving end
shoe size: 11
who's wittier-Oscar Wilde or Jerry Falwell?: falwell
more lickable--me or you?: you
i really like your site, its very unique...unlike so many other sites where people just copy
now there's some intelligence. i'm so proud.
hey muthafuckinbitch i leave a long ass message you best not choose not to show it, yo jewish highway reprazent!&%^@!*&%^
My URL:http://unravel.org
My Email:lentilsoup@unravel.org
favourite position: HAHA YOU MAKE GOOD JOKE
shoe size: i dont know
who's wittier-Oscar Wilde or Jerry Falwell?: jerry fallwell. fat pasty men always get me off
more lickable--me or you?: me, definately.asdflsuiaghlg
hi remember me no you dont shush stop lying i have a muscle spasm in my eye i think its because um i dont know anyways check it out yo, mees arianebelenarianebelenarianebelenarianebelenariafl ads
My URL:http://unravel.org
My Email:lentilsoup@unravel.org
favourite position: HAHA YOU MAKE GOOD JOKE
shoe size: i dont know
who's wittier-Oscar Wilde or Jerry Falwell?: jerry fallwell. fat pasty men always get me off
My URL:http://www
favourite position: sitting down
shoe size: that's personal
more lickable--me or you?: 19?? You.
i like where you're coming from, even though i don't know where it is. i've read your web site- very thoughtful. thanks.
My Email:ni
favourite position: any
shoe size: ni
who's wittier-Oscar Wilde or Jerry Falwell?: ni
more lickable--me or you?: me
i want to know who victoria is, and why idiots continue to pursue my guestbook. although i have the suspicion it's the work of the same sad, lonely idiot. it's very unfortunate that i can't get an intelligent response to "what is love?".
My URL:http://www.geocities/jaimemyers/
My Email:jaimemyers@yahoo.com
favourite position: I never think about it
shoe size: 10 1/2
who's wittier-Oscar Wilde or Jerry Falwell?: probably Oscar Wilde because Jerry takes himself too seriously
more lickable--me or you?: please, Victoria
Victoria, i really think love lies in unconditional acceptance and affection. Let it be a good day. -- J.
favourite position: standing or walking
shoe size: 10 to 10 1/2
who's wittier-Oscar Wilde or Jerry Falwell?: I don't know much about Oscar Wilde
more lickable--me or you?: neither
Victoria, you really do seem to have missed the point. Love can only come into being when the heart and mind are pure. If you want to understand love, change, dissolve this "web site". When you have found love, everything becomes brighter, things seem to glow, every thought and action becomes beautiful. If your life is in harmony with Love, you will find new happiness around every corner. (When the moon is in the seventh house-sing). (I wanna love, I wanna give, I wanna find another way to live!"- Believe this Victoria! Believe this!!
My URL:http://foofighterhead.com
My Email:jjoseph@aol.com
favourite position: only missionary
shoe size: 10 1/2
who's wittier-Oscar Wilde or Jerry Falwell?: chuang tsu
more lickable--me or you?: you baby!
I have no intention of kissing your ass. Love is the joy you feel when you are in the flow. Don't ask me to explain what the flow is. Love is Happiness. JJADIJ
favourite position: knotted
Victoria? The Spice Girl? I love her too!
My Email:sorry
favourite position: please
shoe size: 10
who's wittier-Oscar Wilde or Jerry Falwell?: alan watts
more lickable--me or you?: no comment
Love is forgiveness, kindness, laying aside our egos, our needs, for the sake of others. If you're talking romantic love, it is a different matter. Love is not stable because we human beings are not perfect. That is why Jesus came, set the example, and left the teaching (do the will of your Father in Heaven)! I Love You Victoria!!! No shi !
favourite position: upside down
shoe size: i know you love feet, but...
Even if no one is going to read this, i like to think i leave a message for future generations to come... maybe someday the earth will rot and this is all that will be left. maybe i'll rot first. oh, well... let the moon fall into us. it will be a bette w rld, nothing can be worse than now. no, it can... it could be no cashew nuts. with chocolate... mmmmmm...
favourite position: sideways
more lickable--me or you?: mmmm... you!
and i still love you
i keep coming back... i keep thinking about you
My Email:no
sun sign/rising sign: see below
someone made me feel something good.
My URL:http://uhhhhh
My Email:pornkittenanonymous@lick.me
sun sign/rising sign: capricorn....scorpio
shoe size: 8 u.s., 6? u.k., 38 euro, 6 in young men's
bush wolves or night chipmunks?: night chipmunks
this is all hopeless. and i'm using any means i can to let everyone who knows me know. except actually telling them. mm...passivity. i hate all of you for making me feel. nothing good, why can't you make me feel something good? i want to feel love and war th and happiness! but i'm tired of doing it on my own. i was ok for a long time on my own, not feeling anything from another person. but now it's so empty. so lonely. and i'm dying. why do i always have to be the one to beg? to try? why can't someone just love me. and want me. and want to be with me. and want to talk with me. and want to be my friend. or my lover. or anything.
My Email:microbio@cheerful.com
sun sign/rising sign: Never
I'll catch ya, Boog! :)
My Email:drumchops@aol.com
sun sign/rising sign: Jamie-Lee Curtis
shoe size: bigger than 'his' IQ
bush wolves or night chipmunks?: Lemurs, baby....Lemurs!
Hey Binky! i'm glad I got to 'spress maself in this guest- book. I tried to post this second message on the 'other' page, but it wouldn't let me post. Anyway, I hope others will see these and be confused...hehehe....hahaha...BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! WE did it my friend! w out-schmarted demz ALL!!! We fooled them!! [especially, HIM]. And are still friends!! As I hope we always will be. I wish you Love and joy in life. I know you will soon enough find the man that can keep up with you, and have that white picket fence, 2.27 children [one of each], and be overdrawn at the bank like the rest of us proletariat slaves! Long live the radical faction of the John Birch Society! Seriously now, Lauren, you are a TRUE friend, and I love you for that! Bye for now.........
My Email:drumchops@aol.com
sun sign/rising sign: Scorpio / unknown [help me here]
shoe size: 10 1/2 - 11 [depending on country of origin]
bush wolves or night chipmunks?: clam willows !
I love you. I love your intellect. I love your sense of humor. I love your creativity. I love your sensuality. I love your luscious lips. I love your voice. Aw hell.... I love you!
My URL:http://no
My Email:no
sun sign/rising sign: David Spade
shoe size: 63.91%
bush wolves or night chipmunks?: ghost dogs
What the hell has happened to this place? Do I have to come over there and open a can of whoop ass (or whipped ass, as one of our genetically challenged earth-tones boy would say) on you and get you back in line? Stop drooling over various old, British en in drag and get to work or I'll sick Sparky on you.
I'm back here. Sort of. Just visiting the old abandoned building and writing my name in the empty walls. As if someone cares. I can't think of just leaving this place. Just leaving...
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~celestite
My Email:acidtears@hotmail.com
sun sign/rising sign: aries
shoe size: 8-9
bush wolves or night chipmunks?: neither. night chipmunks
hey.... okay, bye
My URL:http://www.stanford.edu/~demian23
My Email:archivalmann@hotmail.com
sun sign/rising sign: Capricorn
shoe size: 10
bush wolves or night chipmunks?: bush wolves
Came in at 14:48 hrs. No one was here. Nice place. I like the curtains. d23
World is a lovely place if we want to make it that way.
My Email:fam.Gommers@wxs.nl
sun sign/rising sign: sign?
shoe size: your IQ
bush wolves or night chipmunks?: eh
yah. great page. love the artwork you get smashed in your face with when you come here. the graffiti. and stuff. er...what does this butto
My URL:http://sexybushbabies.com
My Email:greasy@grease.com
shoe size: whatever my brother's is
bush wolves or night chipmunks?: is this some inside joke, guys?
why are you guys making fun of me? i'm going to go be cool and hang out with my friends. but really i'm going to go cry by myself. i'll try not to let any tears fall on me, though, for fear i might become slightly clean...
My Email:RatsoftheCar@AOL.com
sun sign/rising sign: David Spade
shoe size: small paw
bush wolves or night chipmunks?: owl rats
Hey, we groom ourselves. It's the ugly bush baby that needs help with hygiene.
My URL:http://please.me
My Email:pleasemebaby@aol.com
sun sign/rising sign: you
shoe size: no
bush wolves or night chipmunks?: yes
ok whitney...why don't you just go groom your rats
My URL:http://crack.com
My Email:Crack@AOL..com
sun sign/rising sign: crack
shoe size: crack
bush wolves or night chipmunks?: crack dogs
whaa, whaa, i want some crack.
My URL:you're at it baby
My Email:no
sun sign/rising sign: you don't wanna know
shoe size: US or UK?
bush wolves or night chipmunks?: night chipmunks
aileen, the author of the last entry, is indeed a crackhead.
My URL:http://bushes.com
My Email:ThePlauge@AOL.com
sun sign/rising sign: David Spade
shoe size: paw
bush wolves or night chipmunks?: to eat?
Hello Lauren. This is the pack of wolves who are going to eat you on your 25th birthday, as you already know. We just wanted to clear up something. We are not the bush varitey. They are native to Ottsville. We come from Danvers, Mass, home of Nick Di oalo. We currently reside in the wing of East marked "Kindergarden Only", because, as you may or may not know, we eat children. As opposed to bush wolves who feed off of night chipmunks and 39 yr old men named Karl. We just wanted to make sure you knew the difference, you may now return to your regularly scheduled program: Crossfire.
My URL:http://bugger.off
My Email:Nat23456@AOL.com
sun sign/rising sign: David Spade
bush wolves or night chipmunks?: night squirrels
Okay, first off crack baby, what the hell is your problem? I know that's a long and detailed answer so write me a 15 page report and have it on my desk by Monday. Anyway, stop being an internet nerd and making web pages. I'm sick of you. Is there any hance the wolves could come early to eat you?
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ny/professionalwidow
My Email:no.
sun sign/rising sign: no.
shoe size: no.
bush wolves or night chipmunks?: no.
well. at least you learned (or got someone else to do it for you...) html. eh. thats the one compliment i can come up with. uh.
My URL:http://members.aol.com/tbear34
My Email:tbear34@aol.com
sun sign/rising sign: libra/dk
bush wolves or night chipmunks?: what??
cool page. like the poetry