WHY DID FROSTY PULL HIS PANTS DOWN?
    Because he heard the snow blower was coming.

What do the reindeers wives do on christmas eve?
    They go down to the elks club to blow a few bucks!

Why did raggedy anne get kicked out of the toy box?
    She sat on pinnochio's nose and said lie to me lie to me.

Heard about the new barbie doll, the divorce model?
    She comes with all of Ken's shit.