Who's the Boss?

One day different organs of the body were arguing over who was the most 
important.

The eyes said, "I am the most needed.  I am the primary sense organ.  I 
provide sight which enhances and increases the rest of your abilities."

The legs said, "I am more important.  I provide transportation for the body.  
Without me none of you would be able to go from place to place.

The stomach responded, "I am truly most valuable.  I am responsible for 
breaking down and digesting the food each one of you receive.  Without 
nourishment, none of you would be able to function properly."

The brain claimed, "None of you hold a more important position than I.  
Without me, there would be total chaos in the body.  I control everything 
each of you do."

Finally the rectum said simply, "I am the boss".  The other organs laughed so 
hard he closed up.

Two weeks later; the eyes got blurry; the stomach became upset; the legs got 
weak; and the brain ceased to think straight.  This just goes to prove you 
don't have to be special to be the boss:
                                          Just be an asshole!