THE TRAGIC STORY OF A MAN NOT LISTENING TO THE INSTRUCTIONS OF A WOMAN

A man was traveling by plane and was in urgent need of using the men's room.
Each time he tried the door, it was occupied.  The stewardess, aware of his
predicament, suggested that he use the ladies room, but cautioned him
against pressing any of the buttons.  The buttons were marked WW, WR, PP,
and ATR.

Making the fatal mistake so many men make in disregarding the importance of
what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided
to try the buttons anyway.

He carefully pressed the first button marked WW, and immediately warm water
sprayed over his entire bottom.  He thought, "Golly, the gals really have it
made."  He pressed the button marked WA and warm air dried his bottom
quickly.  He thought that was out of this world.  The button marked PP
yielded a large powder puff which powdered his bottom lightly with baby
powder.  Well, naturally he could not resist the last button marked ATR.

When he woke in the hospital, he panicked and buzzed for the nurse.  When
shs appeared, he cried out, "What happened?  The last thing I remember I
was in the ladies room aboard a plane."

The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the 
button ATR, which stands for "Automatic Tampon Remover."