THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ALMOST ANY CRISIS....


Indecision is the key to flexibility.

There is always one more son-of-a-bitch than you counted on.

Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a tough battle.

There is no substitute for genuine lack of preparation.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

Everything should be made as simple as possible but no simpler.

Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate.

To live forever, acquire a chronic disease and take care of it.

Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

If you think that there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.