The Top 15 Rejected Star Wars Trilogy Marketing Tie-ins

15. The "Princess LeiaMe" blow-up doll

14. Chewbacca Chew'n T'bacca, from Skoal

13. Princess Chia

12. Lando Calrissian Cognac -- 40 Parsecs of smoooooth

11. R2D2, C3PO & KY4U "Adult Action Figures"

10. Han Solo Cups

 9. "Do you know me?  Probably not, if I'm out of my Stormtrooper uniform.  
    That's why I carry American Express."

 8. McDonald's Ewok Burger Happy Meal

 7. Metamucil - "May the Force run through you!"

 6. Darth Vader Ginsberg doll - Black robe and goofy glasses sold separately

 5. Tampex Tampons, now with starfighter X-wings and lightsabre applicator

 4. Volkswagon's "Return of the Jetta"

 3. "Ewok On A Stick" toilet brushes

 2. Darth Vibrader

 and the Number 1 Rejected Star Wars Trilogy Marketing Tie-in...

 1. Barbie Wan Kenobie's Malibu Deathstar