A friend of mine just got hired on the road crew.  He went in for interview
and the boss asked if he was a 'vet.  He said yes and got extra points for 
Civil service.  Then the boss asked if he'd been wounded.  He said yes 
- that he had had his balls blown off in Desert Storm.

Boss says "report to work tomorrow at 10."

My friend says "but I thought you started at eight?"

Boss says "well, we just stand around scratching our nuts for the first two 
hours!!"