A bunch of Indians capture the Lone Ranger and bring him back to their camp
to meet the chief.  The chief says to the cowboy, "You going to die.  But
we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown of
third day, you die.  What is first wish?"

The Lone Ranger says, "I want to see my horse."  The Indians get his horse.
 He leans over, whispers something in Silver's ear and then slaps the horse
on the ass.  Silver takes off.  Two hours later, Silver comes back with a
naked blonde.  She jumps off the horse and disappears into the teepee with
the cowboy.  The Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man -
can only think of one thing."

The second day, the chief says, "What your wish today?" Lone Ranger says,
"I want to see my horse again."  The Indians bring him his horse. He grabs
Silver's ear, whispers something, then slaps him on the ass.

Off goes Silver again. This time, Silver comes back with a naked brunette.
She hops off the horse and slips into the teepee with the cowboy.  The
Indians shake their heads again, figuring, "Typical white man - going to
die tomorrow and still can only think of one thing."

The last day comes, and the chief says, "This your last wish, white man.
What you want?"   The Lone Ranger says, "I want to see my horse again."
The indians bring him his horse. This time he grabs Silver by both ears,
twists them hard and whispers with emphasis, "Read my lips you moron!!!
POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!"