Here are some questions to ponder.

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
What is another word for Thesaurus?
If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read correctly?
If the police arrest a mime, do the have to tell him that he has the right to
    remain silent?
If the folks at the "Psychic Hotlines" were really psychic, wouldn't they call
    you first?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell mnemonic?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for monosyllabic?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
Why are there Interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights,
    what happens?
What is the speed of dark?
When you are sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?
What is a "free" gift?  Aren't all gifts free?
Aren't all generalizations false?
What is another word for synonym?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it 
    considered a hostage situation?
How can there be self-help groups?
Since cats always land on their feet and jelly bread always lands jelly side
    down, what happens if you tie jelly bread to the back of a cat and throw
    it out of a window?