1. If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages?
 2. When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
 3. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
 4. If a funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights
    off?
 5. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
 6. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
 7. Why do they call it a TV set when there is only one?
 8. Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
 9. If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
10. Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
11. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
12. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
13. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
14. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
15. If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
16. Why do they put braille on the number pads of a drive up teller machine?
17. When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?
18. How did a fool and his money come together?
19. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon to the pan?
20. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
21. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
22. What's another word for thesaurus?
23. Why do they sterilze needles for lethal injection?
24. What do they use to ship styrofoam?
25. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
26. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream containers?
27. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
28. How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
29. When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
30. Does "virgin wool" come from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught yet?
31. Is it true tht cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?