Subject: Things to make you go "hmmmm. . .

Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4s"?

Do indecisive squids discharge erasable ink?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Do those poker playing dogs own paintings of humans playing "fetch"?

Does distressed leather come from very tense cows?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?

If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek, does he
        automatically lose because he can't find himself?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
        considered a hostage situation?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?

Is it legal to run into a crowded fire and yell "Theater!?"

Isn't it unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?