A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he shows him something he has 
never seen before will he give him a free drink.  The bartender says "Okay, but 
I've seen just about everything."

The man reaches into coat pocket and pulls out a 12" man and puts him on the 
bar.

The bartender says, "Well, I've never seen that before" and gives him a free
drink.  The man asks bartender for another drink if he can show him something 
else he has never seen.  The bartender says "Okay", so the man reaches in his 
pocket again and pulls out little piano and piano stool.  The little man sits 
down and plays the piano.  The bartender gave him another drink.

The man tells the bartender he has genie in his other pocket.  The bartender 
wants to make a wish and the man says okay.  The bartender wishes for a million 
bucks and before he could blink the bar was filled with a million ducks.  The 
bartender says "geez, is your genie hard of hearing?"

The man says "yes, why on earth would I want a 12" pianist."