Why is 77 better than 69?
'Cause you get eight more. (ate more)

What is 74??
69 with sales tax.

What is the square root of 69?
Why its "EIGHT SOMETHING"

How do you tell between a boy cromazone and a girl cromazone?
YOU PULL DOWN THERE GEANS!

What does a clam and a vagina have in common???
You don't eat them when the red tide comes in!!!

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute
with diarreah?
One shucks between fits!

Q:  what do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection.
A:  A quarter-pounder with cheese.

How do you know when you have walked into a gay church?
              -Only half the congregation is kneeling

What does Rock Hudson and Len Bias have in common?
They both got a hold of some bad crack.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a swimming pool?
Throw in a load of wash!!!!

How does a mathmatician solve for constipation?
He works it out with a pencil.

An epileptic young woman named Camp
Was seduced on her couch by a tramp
  But the first time he squeezed her
  She had a Grand seizure
And broke both his balls and a lamp

Know what it says on Rock Hudson's tombstone?
I hate to leave my good friends behind.

... the other day, they were going through his personal effects. Know what
they found in his wallet?
YOUR PICTURE!!!

What is a Polish abortion?
A rat on a string.

Q:  What do you call a Czechoslovakian abortion?
A:  A cancelled Check.

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So anyway, this leper goes into a bar. And this guy is in a really advanced 
state of decay, you know, like the werewolf's friend in American Werewolf in 
London, towards the end of the movie... Anyhow, he goes into this bar, sits 
down at the bar and says to the bartender, "Look, before I order, I'd like 
you to know that I'm aware of how my appearance affects some people, and I'll 
fully understand it if you refuse to serve me."

The bartender, who is looking a little pasty-faced, says, "No, sir, I am a 
professional, and you are my customer. It is my pleasure to serve you. What 
would you like?"

"A shot of whiskey, if it's not too much trouble."

"Coming right up, sir." The bartender pours the drink, then goes to the area 
behind the bar, ostensibly to wash some glasses, but the leper can hear him 
puking his guts out.

When the bartender returns a moment later, wiping the corner of his mouth 
with a rag, the leper says, "Look, I told you I would understand. You didn't 
have to go through that for my sake!"

To which the bartender replied, "I know that, sir, and I would like to assure 
you that I would have had no trouble, but for the last 5 minutes or so, the 
drunk next to you has been dipping his crackers in your arm."
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Q: What is the definition of an adolescent?
A: Someone who can't count (integers) from 1 to 70 without cracking a smile.

The three latest Polish technological discoveries:
   1.)  Solar powered flashlights
   2.)  Inflatable dart boards
   3.)  Helicopter ejection seats

How can you tell when an Iraqi woman is on the rag?
She's only wearing one sock.

What do most Iraqi women die of?
Toxic sock syndrome

What's the hardest thing about eating a vegetable?
the wheelchair

Latest new polish invention: re-usable toilet paper!!!!!

What is the sound of a redneck husband's foreplay?
"Honey, I'm home!"

60 percent of all Orientals have cataracts; the other 40 perecent drive
Lincoln Continentals.

Q: What do you call a quadraplegic Iragi?
A: Trustworthy