A good norwegian couple moved from Norway to the USA.  Ole and Lena went to 
church (Norwegian Lutheran), and after the preacher finished his sermon he then 
introduced this new couple,  Booka and Anna to the Congregation, who all stood 
up applauded and welcomed them to America.

   Then the preacher ask the congregation to help this new couple in any way 
they could in order to help them get established.  Eric stood and said he owned 
two lumber yards and would give them enough lumber to build a new barn. Sven 
stood and said he owned two grocery stores and he would give them enough food 
to last them a month.  Hilda stood and said she would prepare and plant their 
flower garden.  After each one sat down, the entire congregation clapped.

   Now Lena stood up and said Ole and me will give them all the sex they want 
for one month.  A hush fell over the congregation. The preacher quickly 
dismissed the services and walked directly to Lena and asked why she had said 
that. Lena replied, "Vel, I leant over to Ole and said 'Vot should ve gif to de 
new nice cuple from Norvey?', Unt he said 'Screw em'!"