A guy goes to a urinal to piss.  As he starts pissing he looks over at the guy
next to him.  The guys is 3 feet tall and has a 12inch dick.  The guy says
"Damn, yer huge!"

The midget says, "Well, I'm a leprachaun.  We're all like this."

The guy say's "Do ya think I could get one that big."

The leprachaun says "Sure but you'll have to let me fuck you in the ass
first."

The Guy thinks well, it'll be sore and uncomfortable for a few days but what
the hell - a 12 inch dick is worth it. The leprachaun starts fucking him and
after about 5 minutes the leprachaun asks "How old are you anyway?"

The guy says 23.  The leprachaun says "23 eh, and you still believe in
leprachauns!  Heheheheeheh"