Little Johnny was sitting in class one day.  On this particular day, the
teacher asked her class which part of the body went to heaven first.

One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven
first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God."

The teacher praised the little girl, as a little boy raised his hand.  "I
think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love," says 
the little boy.

"Very good," responded the teacher, proud of her little students' thinking.

The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny's hand up.  Oh no, she thought,
I'm not gonna like this.

"Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?"

Little Johnny paused, putting his little thoughts together, and answered,
"Your feet."

Surprised, the teacher asked him why he thought your feet would go to heaven
first.

He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and my
mom had her feet up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm coming!'"