Little Johnny's mother sent Johnny to the store to get a loaf of bread.
Johnny is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand
and the other hand in his pants pocket.
   Along come the priest from the neighborhood church who thinks to himself,
"This is a good opportunity to say something from the Bible to little
Johnny."
   He walks up to little Johnny and says, "I see that you have the Staff of
Life in one hand.  What do you have in the other hand, Johnny?"
   Little Johnny replies, "A loaf of bread, Father."