One night a burglar broke into a house and heard, "Jesus is watching you".

The burglar was scared and looked around and saw a bird cage with a parrot in
it. He asked the bird, "Did you just tell me that Jesus was watching me?"

The bird replied, "yes".

The burglar sighed with relief, then he asked the bird, "what is your name?"

The bird replied, "Clarence"

The burglar laughed and said, "that's a stupid name....what idiot named you
that?"

The parrot replied back, "The same one who named the Rottweiler Jesus."