OK .. no cheating ... read all the questions ... and try ta answer 'em
without looking at the answers ... heheheheheh ... we'll see where ya
score!!!  Be honest!!!!

The IDIOT TEST

            Scoring:
      21 Correct - Genius ~~~~~ there were only 20 questions
      17 Correct - Above Normal
      15 Correct - Normal
       8 Correct - Nincompoop
       6 Correct - Moron
       3 Correct - Idiot

 1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
 2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
 3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
 4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister,
    but the beggar is not the woman's brother.  How come?
 5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
 6. How many outs are there in an inning?
 7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?  Why?
 8. Two men play five games of checkers.  Each man wins the same number of
    games.  There are no ties.  Explain this.
 9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10.  What is the answer?
10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape.  All sides have southern
    exposure.  A big bear walks by.  What color is the bear?  Why?
11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents.  One is not a nickel.
    What are the coins?
13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an
    oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would
    you light first?
14. How far can a dog run into the woods?
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half-hour.
    How long would the pills last?
16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die.  How many are left?
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on  the ark?
18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall.  What does he weigh?
19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
20. What was the President's name in 1950?





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ANSWERS:

 1. yes (they also have a 3rd of July, a 2nd of July, etc...)
 2. one a year
 3. all months have (at least) 28 days
 4. the begger is the woman's sister
 5. because he is living
 6. 6 (3 per side)
 7. no. the man would be dead
 8. they are not playing each other
 9. 70 (30 divided by .5 is 60)
10. white (the bear would be a polar bear,
           because the house must be at the north pole)
11. 2 (you just took 2 apples)
12. a fifty cent piece, and a nickle
    (one is not a nickel, but the other oneis)
13. light the match first
14. half way (then he would be running out)
15. one hour
    (the first one, a half hour later, and another one more half hour)
16.  9  (all but 9 die...)
17. none. Moses was not on the ark
18. he weighs meat.
19. 12
20. Bill Clinton