Mrs. Berger went to the doctor, who determined that she needed hormone 
treatments.  He prescribed the treatment for her and asked her to return for a 
follow-up in 4 weeks.

Four weeks later, Mrs. Berger returned to the office.  The doctor asked her how 
she was feeling, to which she replied that she was fine, but was experiencing 
some unusual side effects, namely that she had started to grow chest hair.  
"Hmmmm, chest hair?  That's very unusual," said the doctor. "How far down does 
it go Mrs. Berger?" he asked.

"To my balls -- and that's another thing I wanted to discuss with you!"

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Q.   What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?

A.   A dicktator

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Q .   Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

A.    Because it heard that the referee was blowing fouls