Homosexual jokes

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Did you hear of the three gay guys in San Francisco who stopped a straight 
woman on the street?  Well, two held the woman while the third one did her 
hair.

Credit: Unknown.

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Two gay guys were at a fair.  One wanted to go on the rollercoaster but the
other didn't.  So the one guy gets on and enjoys it so much he has more than
one go.  Suddenly the whole ride collapses into a pile of twisted metal. The
other guy rushes to the scene and searches through the dust and metal for
his friend.  He finds him.  "Are you hurt?"

"Hurt?  Hurt?  I'll say, I went round three times and you didn't wave to me
once."

Credit: posted to the UGA humor list by Richard Cutting (CUTTING@CMC.CZ)

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This really tough Hells-Angel type bursts into a bar and strides up to the
middle of the bar.  He orders a beer, gulps it down, turns to the people at
the left end of the bar and growls "All you down there - you're all a bunch
of queer cocksuckers!"  He gulps down a second beer and turns to the right
side of the bar.  "You're all a bunch of stupid motherfuckers."  All is
still for a moment until a guy at the right end gets up.  The Hells Angel
says "Where the fuck you going?"

The guy says "I'm at the wrong end of the bar."

Credit: Posted to the UGA humor list by CORNHOLIO (mtrifill@S-CWIS.UNOMAHA.EDU)

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A gay guy pays a visit on his doctor and confides that he has, um, a
vibrator stuck up his ass.  The doc says, "No problem, I'll have it out
shortly."

"Oh, no, don't remove it."

The doc says, puzzled, "Then what do you want me to do?"

"Change the batteries, please."

Credit: sent by Ken Fitzpatrick (C-Fitzpatr@mail.dec.com)