The Billies Get Hitched 
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A hillbilly man, Billy Bob, and his new wife, Suzy Ann, were on their 
honeymoon in their new trailor. The man's bride came out wearing a sexy 
g-string. She crawled onto the bed and said, "I have a secret to tell ya. I'm 
a virgin."

The man pulled away in disgust, hurriedly put his clothes back on and ran out 
of the trailor to his dad's house, next door.

His pa says to his son, "What are you doin' here, boy? Yer supposed to be on 
your honeymoon."

The son says, "Dad, I have terrible news - she's a virgin."

"Damn son, you done the right thang. If she ain't good enough fer her family, 
she sure as hell ain't good enough for ourzn."