Once in a while, a botched headline takes on a meaning opposite from the one 
intended:

    Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy

    Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984

    Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better

Sometimes newspaper editors state the obvious:

    If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while

    War dims hope for peace

    Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency

    Cold wave linked to temperatures

    Child's death ruins couple's holiday

    Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years

    Man is fatally slain

    Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say

    Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation