The Top 12 Scariest Halloween Costumes:

12. Al Gore Disco Fever Costume

11. Positive Home Pregnancy Test

10. Jacko-Lantern

 9. Marge Schott's Less Attractive, Slightly More Racist Sister

 8. Evil British Nanny

 7. Janet Reno Little French Maid Outfit

 6. Male Pattern Baldness

 5. Guy Who Ate Too Much Olestra

 4. Flaming Tofu Burrito from Hell on a Stick

 3. President Jesse Helms

 2. Marv Albert, Warrior Princess


    and the Number 1 Scariest Halloween Costume...


 1. Mighty Menstruatin' Power Ranger