Three men had a very late night drinking in a bar.

They left early in the morning hours and went home separately.  The met the
next day for an early drink and compared notes about who was drunker.

The first guy claims that he was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight
home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I Blew 
Chunks!"

To which the second guy replied, "You think that was drunk?  I got in my
car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree
I saw.  I don't even have insurance!"

And the third guy proclaimed, "I was by far the most drunk.  I got home,
got in a big fight with my wife, knocked a candle over and burned the whole
house down.!"

They all looked at each other for a moment.  Then the first guy says, "Guys,
I don't think you understand.  Chunks is my dog."