The Top 15 Dr. Seuss Pick-Up Lines

15. "I may not like Green ham or eggs,
     but I sure love your long, thin legs."

14. "Marvin K. Mooney, will you please come now?!?"

13. "From far or near or here or there,
     haven't I seen you before somewhere?"

12. "That's not the only place this Sneetch has a star, Baby."

11. "Sally from Whoville, what's your sign?
     Let's blow this joint -- your thneed or mine?"

10. "Y'know, after he stole it, the Grinch hid Christmas -- in my pants."

 9. "I love someone who knows what wine goes with red fish or blue fish."

 8. "Is that a Cat in your Hat or are you just happy to see me?"

 7. "I hate this place -- the crowd's so phony!
     Say, care to ride me like a pony?"

 6. "My heart ain't the only thing two sizes too large, if you know what I
     mean."

 5. "On a boat, in a car, with your toes all curled --
     Oh, the places we'll go when I rock your world!"

 4. "How'd you like to be in my next book: 'Great Legs and Ass'?"

 3. "I do not like my wife, you see.
     I do not like her, no sirree.
     Her looks accuse, her words disparage,
     and so we have this open marriage."

 2. "Each book makes a million, a zillion, or three.
     Would you, could you, come home with me?"

 1. "In all of Hooterville, where there's Hooters supreme,
     yours are the best of the Hooters I've seen!"

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 From the New York Times Bestseller List ...

 DR. SEUSS' LESSER-KNOWN BOOKS

  1.  The Cat in the Blender
  2.  Are You My Proctologist?
  3.  Fox in Detox
  4.  Who Shat in the Hat?
  5.  Horton Feels a Ho
  6.  The Lemon-Fresh Lorax
  7.  How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
  8.  Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?
  9.  Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
 10.  One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
 11.  Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out!
 12.  Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
 13.  The Bitch Set Me Up
 14.  I've Fallen---And I Can't Get Up!
 15.  Yentl the Lentil
 16.  My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
 17.  Aunts in My Pants
 18.  Hop On Mom
 19.  Oh, the Place You'll Scratch and Sniff!
 20.  Horton Fakes an Orgasm
 21.  The Grinch's Ten Inches