This kid is sitting at a bus stop. He looks to be in his late teens, pimply 
faced, weak chin, and a flamboyant mohawk spiked with glue and irridecently 
colored red, purple, blue, orange, and yellow.

A proper well dressed middle-aged man sits down beside and stares at the kid 
for a long time.

The kid becomes nervous and says: "What's the matter, dude, you've never done 
something crazy and wild?"

The gentleman replies, "I fucked a parrot once and thought you might be my 
son!"