SYMPTOMS OF SEMESTER BURNOUT!

 1.  When your parents inquire about your grades and you sing the cookie
     monster song (C is for cookie, that's good enough for me...)

 2.  You have spent more time figuring out that you only need a 54% on the
     final to pass than you have actually spent studing.

 3.  When you are swamped with homework and spend your time talking on the
     Internet.

 4.  When sleep is something you do "if you have time."

 5.  The test papers are no longer worthy of the fridge door.

 6.  When the campus drunk tells you you should study more.

 7.  When you fill out credit card application for the free t-shirt, so you
     will have something clean to wear tomorrow.

 8.  When visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.

 9.  When your absence exceeds your attendance.

10.  When your study schedule is based on the rationale that you "might"
     actually die before the test!