It's after dinner when John realizes he's out of cigarettes.  He decides to
pop down to the local bar for a pack, telling his wife he'll be right back.
The bartender offers him a cold one on the house and he decides he has time
for just one.  He's nursing it when a gorgeous blond comes in the door, but
he looks the other way.  She comes right over to him and sits down.  One
thing leads to another and she ends up inviting him back to her apartment.

Back at her place they screw like crazy, and the next thing he knows it's
four o'clock in the morning.  Jumping out of bed, the guy shakes the girl
awake and asks if she has any baby powder.

"Yeah, in the bathroom cabinet," she says still half asleep.  He dusts his
hands, drives home at ninety mph, and pulls into the driveway to find his
wife waiting up for him with a rolling pin in her hand.

"So where the hell have you been?" she screams.

"Well, you see honey," Al stammers, "I only went out for cigarettes, but
Jake offered me a beer and then this beautiful blonde walked in and we got
to talking and drinking and we've been back at her place screwing like
rabbits...."

"Wait a minute," snapped his wife. "Let me see your hands,"

Turning on him furiously, she says, "Don't you EVER try lying to me again,
you rotten little SHIT...you've been bowling again!"