More Blonde Jokes


Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!

Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.

Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.

Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin