Some Gangsters think of robbing a bank.  They think of the best plan that can 
be made and start to work.  A day or two later they are able to get into the 
bank.  There were hundreds of safes.  They open the first safe and the only 
thing they find in there is a vanilla pudding.  The Head Gangster says "OK!  
At least we can eat it."  So they eat the pudding.

They open up the second Safe and there sits another pudding.  So they devoured
it too.  This process goes on for the rest of the night until all the safes 
were opened.  There was no money nor jewelry.  "Well," they say, "at least 
there was something for us to eat."

The Next day, on the news they heard:  "Yesterday the biggest sperm bank in 
the USA was robbed...."