There was a woman sitting on a beach, and she had no arms and no legs.  A
man walked by and the woman asked him if he would hug her because she had
never been hugged before.  The man agreed and gave her a hug.  Then another
man walked by and the woman asked the man if he would kiss her.  The man
replied yes and he gave her a kiss, then walked off.  Then another man
walked by and the lady spouted out to him "Would you fuck me?"

The man with a good sense of humor picked up the woman, tossed her in the 
water, and said "Now you're fucked!"