Two dogs were waiting their turn at the vet.

One dog asked the other, "What are you here for today?"

The other replied, "Well, I live with a large family and the kids were playing
a little too rough with me so I bit one of them.  Now they want to get me
castrated."

"That's awful!"

"Yeah, tell me about it.  What are you in for?"

"I live with a single woman and she was out working in her garden bent over in
real skimpy shorts.  So I mounted her on the spot."

"So you're here to get castrated too."

"Nope", he replied, "She just wants my nails clipped."