Within these dark pages lies a website of a previous era, before "domain names" and "paid hosting". This website is that of Sam Horn (of Clamburger Enterprises fame) circa 2003. The only real reason to poke around the pages is to see what completely embarrassing things Sam wrote when he was 11, so if you'd like to do that, feel free, otherwise you might want to head over to Sam's new site which has a slightly better colour scheme.