"I'm not talkin' bout coffee, Mr. Moo!"
"If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!"
"I'm micro-soft."
"I now pronounce you drunk and disorderly, you may kiss my ass."
"I don't see the big deal; Your born naked, you die naked."
"I knew she needed a hammer; maybe a couple nails and a good screw."
"It's all fun and Games till someone gets eaten."
"Excuse me can I get some of that?"
"I hate women, they always think their the bosses"
"It's time to take the Kate out of fornicate."
"I'm gonna save up, I'm gonna buy that desk."
"The longer you keep something in side, the better it feels when you finally release it."
"No hair, no problem."
"Hello Mr. Devil; paper,plastic? HUMAN SKIN?"
"And thats why the French don't wash."
"Apparenly that pen can do more things than write."
"They're expectin' us to wear coonskin hats and carrying rifles, but who's expecting this?"
"Turn away!"