Quiet time

by Chibi-Chichiri


Setting: A tiny cabin in the mountains where Suzaku no Miko and her loyal seishi have been forced to take refuge for the night.

Tamahome was dreaming about money, when suddenly *clonk* something made of metal hit him in the nose.

"What the..."

Glancing around he saw Tasuki holding his tessen in one hand, obviously fast asleep. Tamahome glared,but decided to let it pass this time. Besides, he was just too tired to do anything about it.He rolled over and went back to sleep.

A few minutes later *Whack* "Why you!!" Tamahome sprang to his feet and glared at Tasuki, "You asked for it!"

He reached out and grabbed the nearest unattached object, Hotohori's sword. With a bloodcurdling yell he raised the sword above his head, preparing to whack Tasuki with it.

Awakened by the noise Tasuki looked up to see a dark figure holding a sharp, pointy object. "@#%%!" He swore raising his tessen, "lekka shien!"

Tamahome, now thoroughly fried, coughed once and face vaulted. "You idiot!"

Tasuki snickered when he realized who he'd roasted.

"Why are you laughing!" Tamahome was almost unintelligable in his rage.

He tackled Tasuki and a fight ensued.

(sound effects)*Smash*

"Take that,you #%&&!"

*clang*

"Shut up you pyromaniac!"

*Wham*

*crash*

"ouch... who stepped on me no da?"

"Mrreoow!" *scratch*

"Tasuki! Tamahome! stop fighting!"

*slap*

"ow!"

"How dare you hit my Hotohori-sama!" *clonk"

*smash*

(A short time later) "oww.." Nuriko rubbed his head, "If I ever find out who hit me, they'll regret it."

Chichiri groaned, "it's too early in the morning for that no da!"

Hotohori yawned, "I'm going back to sleep."

Chiriko stared at Miaka, "I can't believe she slept through that!"

Gradually the seishi fell back asleep. Well, almost all of the seishi,anyway...

Tamahome and Tasuki were in opposite corners of the room, bound andgagged.

"MPPHhhh mmph!" (translation: "this is all your fault Tasuki")

"gmrmmmph mpph gmph!" (translation: "get this $^%& cat off me!"

*plomph*

The end

notes: "plomph" is the sound of a pillow hitting someone in the face.
more notes: No breakable objects were harmed in the writing of this fic. (but Tasuki and Tamahome were very grouchy the next morning)
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