Marry me Chichiri!

A series of short parodies by Chibi-chichiri

Don’t hurt me! I was just feeling very strange, then I wrote this. Afterward I felt better.

These are different scenarios I imagined, they all are set in Konan and in each one Tasuki is asking Chichiri to marry him. (I know it’s silly!) What happens afterward is different in each one.

1)

Tasuki: I love you, Chichiri! Will you marry me?

Chichiri: Daa…Tasuki? Are you sick no da?

Tasuki: No, I’m deeply in love with you!

Chichiri: Daaa! I’m having a nightmare no da!

2)

Tasuki: Oh, Chichiri my darling! Will you please marry me?

Chichiri: Oh…I’m sorry, Tasuki-kun no da. But I’ve already agreed to marry Hotohori!

Tasuki: WHAT! NO!!!

Chichiri: Daa…but don’t worry so much, Tasuki-kun no da! We can still date no da!

3)

Tasuki: Oh, Chichiri darling, will you marry me?

Chichiri: Why certainly, Tasuki-kun no da!
Tasuki: OH! *Smooch *

Chichiri: EWW NO DA! I said I’d marry you, not kiss you no da!!!

4)

Tasuki: Oh Chichiri, will you marry me my darling?

Chichiri: Daa…Tasuki-kun no da?

Tamahome: Hey Tasuki! Keep your paws off Chichiri! HE’S MINE!

Tasuki: Oh no he isn’t!
Tamahome: Oh, yes he is!
Tasuki: No he isn’t!

Tamahome: Fine! TAKE THIS! (punches Tasuki)

Tasuki: Lekka Shien!

Tamahome: (Coughs) That’s not fair!
Tasuki: Shut up!

Chichiri: Daa? Don’t I get a say in this no da?

Tasuki and Tamahome: NO!!!