Fanfic Challenge #1

Lines you  will never hear in FY Challenge.

 

This is a simple challenge.  Simply use one or more (more is better!) of these lines in a fic.  Parodies are OK, but they’ll go in their own category.  The more serious the fic the better (more of an impact when the line hits ^_~)

 

Feel free to e-mail me and suggest more lines.

Rumiya_chan@yahoo.com

 

Hotohori

  • Miboshi, I love what you’ve done with your hair.
  • You’re right, Tamahome.  Selling locks of my hair to my subjects would be a profitable venture.
  • Tomo, would you be so kind as to share your fashion secrets with me?
  • I would kill to have Taiitskun’s lovely figure

Nuriko

  • Why, Your Majesty, you’re looking positively hideous this morning.
  • I just love my manly physique.
  • Whatta ya mean, I look like a girl?! (Even funnier if he’s dressed in women’s clothes when he says this…)
  • Would somebody please help me with my bag?  I wouldn’t want to strain myself.

Tasuki

  • Excuse me Tamahome-san.  Would you be so kind as to move out of my way?
  • I love my sisters.
  • It’s not polite to swear.
  • You know, it’s very dangerous to play with fire, I’ll just put my tessen away so no one gets hurt.

Chiriko

  • #$&*!  I got an “F” on my test!
  • Mom says I can get some tattoos and you know body piercing is all the rage nowadays.
  • Can I use one of my life lines?
  • Tama and Miaka sittin in a tree, K-i-s-s-i-n-g!
  • Ne, Tasuki-san, I need help with my homework.  What’s one plus one?

Amiboshi

  • Music is for sissies.  I prefer professional wrestling.
  • My little brother really gets on my nerves.
  • I want to be just like Nakago when I grow up.
  • Me related to Suboshi?  Whatever gave you that crazy idea?  I’ve never seen him before in my life.
  • Kill him! Twist his ^&)$in’ arm off!

Suboshi

  • I’d like to introduce you to my long lost twin brother…Miboshi!
  • Yui-sama, has anyone ever told you you’re a real ^&#$&?
  • *sniffles* You’re so mean, Aniki!
  • Guess what!  I just won the National yo-yo championships!

Nakago

  • No, being a jerk isn’t my job.  It’s just a hobby.
  • I, Nakago, take Tomo to be my lawfully wedded…er…whatever…
  • I’m a THTC fanatic!  I’ve got all their stuff!
  • I just received the Nobel Peace Prize!

Tamahome

  • I’m sorry Miaka.  I can’t marry you.  I’m in love with your brother.

 

I will post any fics answering the challenge, unless asked not to.

Have fun!

 

If anyone has other challenges they would like to see up here, just e-mail them to me at the above address.

 

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