This is a simple challenge.
Simply use one or more (more is better!) of these lines in a fic. Parodies are OK, but they’ll go in their own
category. The more serious the fic the better
(more of an impact when the line hits ^_~)
Feel free to e-mail me and suggest more lines.
Hotohori
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- Miboshi,
I love what you’ve done with your hair.
- You’re
right, Tamahome. Selling locks
of my hair to my subjects would be a profitable venture.
- Tomo,
would you be so kind as to share your fashion secrets with me?
- I
would kill to have Taiitskun’s lovely figure
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Nuriko
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- Why,
Your Majesty, you’re looking positively hideous this morning.
- I
just love my manly physique.
- Whatta
ya mean, I look like a girl?! (Even funnier if he’s dressed in women’s
clothes when he says this…)
- Would
somebody please help me with my bag?
I wouldn’t want to strain myself.
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Tasuki
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- Excuse
me Tamahome-san. Would you be so
kind as to move out of my way?
- I
love my sisters.
- It’s
not polite to swear.
- You
know, it’s very dangerous to play with fire, I’ll just put my tessen
away so no one gets hurt.
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Chiriko
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- #$&*! I got an “F” on my test!
- Mom
says I can get some tattoos and you know body piercing is all the rage
nowadays.
- Can
I use one of my life lines?
- Tama
and Miaka sittin in a tree, K-i-s-s-i-n-g!
- Ne,
Tasuki-san, I need help with my homework. What’s one plus one?
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Amiboshi
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- Music
is for sissies. I prefer
professional wrestling.
- My
little brother really gets on my nerves.
- I
want to be just like Nakago when I grow up.
- Me
related to Suboshi? Whatever
gave you that crazy idea? I’ve
never seen him before in my life.
- Kill
him! Twist his ^&)$in’ arm off!
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Suboshi
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- I’d
like to introduce you to my long lost twin brother…Miboshi!
- Yui-sama,
has anyone ever told you you’re a real ^$&?
- *sniffles*
You’re so mean, Aniki!
- Guess
what! I just won the National
yo-yo championships!
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Nakago
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- No,
being a jerk isn’t my job. It’s
just a hobby.
- I,
Nakago, take Tomo to be my lawfully wedded…er…whatever…
- I’m
a THTC fanatic! I’ve got all
their stuff!
- I
just received the Nobel Peace Prize!
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Tamahome
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- I’m sorry
Miaka. I can’t marry you. I’m in love with your brother.
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I will post any fics answering the challenge, unless asked
not to.
If anyone has other challenges they would like to see up here,
just e-mail them to me at the above address.