MR. PARKER: I hate that Draco Malfoy. He's just such a snob...

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I'm wearing my big boy pants.

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The pod squad members handle their fake IDs just like pros.
MARIA: *thinking* Hey, I'm over 21. How you doin'?
LIZ: *thinking* Wow, the back is even more interesting than the front...
MAX: *thinking* Agent Mulder, FBI.... These two aren't with me.

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MAX: I will squish your head!

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Bill Nye, the Roswell Science Guy

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Case: Nicole Anell v. Anyone Who Still Thinks Kyle Is Heterosexual
Exhibit #236: The only female contact Kyle has ever had.
And look how interested he is in her.