DJ: For the next part of the Blind Date contest, Max would like to sing a song... very close to his heart.

(Liz melts)
DJ: Go ahead, Max.
MAX: Okay...

MAX: IS EVERYBODY READY TO ROOOOOOCK?

LIZ: Ready to what?
MAX: (offscreen) Get your motherf***ing hands in the air!!

(sings) I came into this world as a reject!
Look into these eyes, and you'll see the size of the flames!
Dwellin' on my past! It's burnin' up my brain!
Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain!

Hey, I think about the day!
My girlie ran away with my pay!
When fellas came to play!

Now she's stuck!
With my homies that she f***ed!
And I'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat!

Like a chump (hey)
Like a chump (hey)
Like a chump (hey)
Like a chump (hey)

Should I be feelin' bad?
Should I be feelin' good?

It's kinda sad
I'm the laughingstock of the neighborhood

And you would think that I'd be movin' on
But I'm a sucker like I said!
F***ed up in the head!

Maybe she just made a mistake!
I should give her a break!
My heart'll ache either way!

Hey, what the hell, what you want me to say?
I won't lie! That I can't deny!

I did it all for the nookie!
The nookie!
So you can take that cookie!

And stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your...

I did it all for the nookie! (come on!)

The nookie! (come on!)
So you can take that cookie....

((some time later))
I can't believe that I could be deceived
By my so-called girl, but in reality

She had a hidden agenda!
She put my tender!
Heart in a blender!
And still I surrendered!

Ain't nothin' gonna change
You can go away

I'm just gonna stay here
And always be the same

Ain't nothin' gonna change
You can go away
I'm just gonna stay here
And always be the same

I did it all for the nookie!
The nookie!
So-

DJ: That was great, Max. We'd like to ask you to stop now because you're inciting a moshpit. Lyle, do you have anything to add?
KYLE: Bizkit rocks! Whoo! Shout-out to Freddy and Wes!

LIZ: I wonder what Sean is doing right now...